Crazy Bird Lady

atomicdoctor:

"Just know if we win, and I die.. the drinks are on me babe.”

Ulysses and her dumb canary boyfriend. I made myself sad with the thought of them going to get some classy pictures done before their date on the Citadel. Also some close ups because there’s actually some detail happening in here.


posted 1 day ago with 33 notes via atomicdoctor

sodomymcscurvylegs:

[AGGRESSIVELY AVOIDS USING HEALING ITEMS TO SAVE THEM FOR BOSS BATTLES.]

[AGGRESSIVELY FORGETS TO USE HEALING ITEMS DURING BOSS BATTLES.]




zulidoodles:

[[dID SOmEBODY SAY BIRB/DAD JOKE CHAMPION???]]


"As a male writer, do you feel your work distracts from your traditional role of hunting and killing wild animals?"  - (via cannedmonster)


I’ve been working full time since mid August and every day I get to work with three forty something year old guys who have the maturity level of socks. They make whale noises throughout the store and make jokes that want to tear your eye balls out. I started ordering pearlscale goldfish (the really fat ping pong ones) at the store so they can relate to something. All the goldfish are named after them. I love my job


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simsgonewrong:

I think my sim is having trouble sleeping..?

simsgonewrong:

I think my sim is having trouble sleeping..?


zet-sway:

sparrowkeets:

I have never wanted anything more in my entire life

invisiblecatfish

OH MY GODDDD

zet-sway:

sparrowkeets:

I have never wanted anything more in my entire life

invisiblecatfish

OH MY GODDDD